sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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