Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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