I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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