I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
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It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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