"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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