I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
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What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
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Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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