Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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