How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
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they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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