Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Randomize
