I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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