just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
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You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.