i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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