He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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