Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
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I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Pants are for mortals
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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