Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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