Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
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First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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