after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
dude. I can hear the air.
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