Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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