He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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