Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize