I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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