No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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