you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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