Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Randomize
