He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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