i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
vagina is talking i cant
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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