yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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