hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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