everyone is single if you try hard enough
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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