420 ftw
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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