seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I've blown a few things in my day
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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