im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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