How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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