dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i think i have two assholes
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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