Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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