i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
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Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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