You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
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it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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