Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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