even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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