The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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