Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
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