He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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