you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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