No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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