Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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