I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
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I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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