This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.