There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???