Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
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Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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