you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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