no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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