my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i drank out of a bidet.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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