i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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