I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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