you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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