A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
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THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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