i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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