They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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